Fried Chee

Cheese curds deep fried w/ spiced beer batter, Werlyt style marinara

Poutine

Brume favourite; it's fries, cheese curds, and gravy, what the fuck else did you want

Bangr's 'n Mash

I literally don't know what else to tell you, it's a bunch of sausage and mash w/ onion gravy. I threw some green shit on it, is that cool?

Fish 'n Chips

Fish. Chips. Chippin' in.Fresh caught by Hortensia, it's either haddock, cod, or some other fuckin' white-meated fish that fries good. Slaw on the side.

Borger

With cheese, without, bun, lettuce, whatever the fuck, just order it how you want. Toppings vary depending on what the namazu bring us. Order it anywhere from bloody as hell to shoe leather.We will judge you.

The Burger She told you not to worry about

"Yours is perfect for me"This one came to me in a dream once. I don't know, you're the degenerate thinking about ordering it.

Coerthan Fried Chicken Sandwich

Let's be real with ourselves. CFC is finger lickin' good. We won't watch.

Tira Misu motherfucker

If you don't fucking like Tira Misu, get the fuck out.

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• Push Me

Ahdval's Cranberry-Lime Pie

The wife demanded I put this on here, and is literally holding a knife to my neck as I write this. I love you Ahdval. Mwah.

Old Fashioned

The ol' reliable. Guaranteed to make a friend of the bartender if you order this one.Spirit of Choice, Bitters, Simple Syrup, Garnish

Ego Trip

The drink that no one can agree on. Some call it the Garlemald, some call it the Limsa. To claim it as your own, you need to be on a real Ego Trip.Whiskey, Vermouth, Bitters, Garnish

Whiskey

1492 - Small Batch (Thanalanian Bourbon)

Elephant's Envy (Dalmascan Bourbon)

Tailfeather Dew (Dravanian Whisky)

Jah'kael-Daniels (Ala Mhigan Whisky)

Stillswills Brainblender: Gobbiestyle Fuckedup Fastfluid (Goblin)

Tengu Tangle ( Hingam Whisky)

Vermouth

Rouge - Firm, Balanced, Good Spice

Werlytan - Spicy, Herbal, Floral

Coerthan Blanc - Sweet, simple, elegant -- why are you ordering this here?

Tequila

Don Quixote Blanco - Tried and true workhorse, an unaged New World Tequila

Reposado

Añejo

Joven

Vodka

Elementary (Gridanian)

Kaesar (Garlean)

Nova Preem (Allagan Recipe)

Rum

Admiral's Arsenal (Limsan)

Tally-ho! (Southern Sea)

The Drunken Namazu (Dalmascan)

Bitters

Angostora - Traditional bitter, bog standard

Burlesque - Hibiscus flower, sour berries, spice

Hellfire Habanero - When you have a city to burn

Orange Cream - Sweet, sour, tart, creamy, will remind you of better times

The Fadeaway - Tequila Blanco, New World Cerveza, Hellfire Habenero Bitters, Simple Syrup
A drink for a legend of the city at night. Mixed and poured into a pepper-rimmed glass, garnished with a lime if you're feeling fancified. Guaranteed to wake you the fuck up.

The Usual - To Be Decided
Barkeep's Choice. They are going to either treat you, or get you the hottest dogshit. Fuck you.

Augustina kir Royale - Crème de Cassis, Champagne, Lemon Twist
An Ilsabardian take on an Ishgardian classic. A simple cocktail that is more than the sum of it's parts. Consider swapping out the Champagne for any bubbly, and you get yourself the sibling drink-- the Augustine kir Imperial.

Red Headed Slut - Tequila Joven, Goldbeater Schnaps, Ginger Beer, Grenadine, Potion of Vitality, Edible Gold Leaf
A drink to make even the most deviant of hedonist blush. Cannot deny or confirm if it has Pluto in it. Will get your southern blood pumping, but if you start shit in here we'll get the hose.

The Unusual - The Gods Will Decide
You get what you get.
[[ Randomized cocktail using anything on the list of drinks, mixers, and garnishes. Rolled up by the barkeep on the fly. ]]

Study Aid After Dark - Triple Shot Espresso, 'Study Aid' Powder, Dravanian Whisky, Heavy Cream, Mint Sprig